Ceritanya berkisar di sebuah ladang penternakan ayam yang terletak di Gunung Semanggul.tentang sebuah peternakan ayam. Disana ada 5 Ayam betina dan seekor ayam jalak (kira ayam jantan macholah) yang umurnya sudah lanjut dimamah masa (cewah-cewah cam lam novel percintaan lak). 
Karena merasa bahwa ayam jalak yang sudah tua tadi sudah melewati masa suburnya, si pemilik ladang tersebut memutuskan untuk membeli seekor ayam jalak lagi yang masih muda, tampan, segak, macho dan yang sewaktu nganya. Dengan secara tidak sengaja hal ini membuatkan si ayam jalak tua 
menjadi merasa tersaing. Lalu bibit2 cemburu dan hasat dengki menguasai dirinya, mulalah diyer mengatur srategi. Lalu terjadi percakapan seperti ini : 

Si ayam jalak tua : Eh, kamu jangan serakah sgt kat sini. Ayam betinanya kan ada 25. Kamu boleh ambil yang 15, bakinya bagi aku. 

Si ayam jalak muda: Banyak hensem ko punya muka,tua tak sedarkan diri.Hang tu dah tua dah tak larat dah so semua untuk aku sahaja. 

Si ayam jalak tua : Eh a...berlagak tul mamat seekor ni (jalak tua bercakap lam ati yer). Seper kata aku tua tak larat lagi, ko jgn pandang rendah pada aku, kang aku sekeh kang... O.klah, aku maleh nak gaduh ngan budak hingusan cam ko ni (jalak tua, menunjukkan eksennyer) so apa kata kalau kita pertontonkan kemanchoan kita ngan mengadakan satu pertandingan. Siapa yang menang boleh ambil semua ayam betina yang ada kat sini ayam ini. Yang kalah kirim salam. 

Si ayam jalak muda: Aku.. aku boleh sahaja, pantang dicabar ni. Kita nak buat pertandingan apa ni... cabut bulu ayam ker (jalak muda membuat lawak loya beruk yer) 

Si ayam jalak tua : Dak'ah! Senang jer pertandingan lumba lari. Sambil tersenyum kambing, 

Si ayam jalak muda:Set 

Si ayam jalak tua : Lumbanya 400M. tapi karena aku sudah tua, aku minta untuk lari dulu di depanmu 50 meter. 

Si ayam jalak muda: Boleh (dengan penuh keyakinan). 

Maka pertandingan pun dimulai. Ayam jalak tua lari dulu 50 meter baru ayam jalak yang muda lari menyusul dengan kecepatan kuasa extra gaban yang mengkagumkan. Eh, baru kurang 1 meter menyusul, si ayam jalak muda ditembak langsung oleh pemilik peternakan. 
Kenapa????? 

[jawapan ada di bawah] 

Kata Pemilik : "Kurang ajar. INI AYAM JALAK-HOMOSEKS NI. Asal setiap kali aku beli dapat yang macam ni SUKA SANGAT KEJAR-KEJAR AYAM JALAK TUA AKU" 

NiLAI MORAL : Jgn berlagak ngan org tua (depa banyak trick yer,) HORMATILAH ORANG YANG 

LEBIH TUA DARI KITA...

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IP Man - Martial Art by Donnie Yen

If you like martial arts films, especially Kung Fu, you better watch “Ip Man” because you're gonna love it. Ip Man,” is a biography adaptation of the grand master of the Wing Chun style of kung fu and sifu (master) of legendary kung fu superstar Bruce Lee. To this date there have been neither movies nor publications about Ip Man, and this film has been the first essential testimony of the master’s days. Ip’s persistent devotion to Wing Chun is a classic example of the love and respect shown to wushu and the freedom and spirit it represents. This movie will see the making of a modern wushu master representative of Chinese people worldwide. Ip Man is a concept, a spirit, a way of thinking – and it represents a new peak in Hong Kong’s wushu movies. To re-presenting the form of the master, one of the most popular current Kung Fu stars, Donnie Yen, has chosen and he indicated that he’s taking a more down-to-earth approach in portraying on the screen the life of this legendary grandmaster of martial arts as well as his rich spiritual world, as well as presenting scintillating, fresh martial arts choreography. With the director seat has taken by Wilson Yip, it's mean this film has become the fourth collaboration between the "golden team" Wilson Yip and Donnie Yen. Together with his script writer, Yip would reflect the life of Ip Man from 1930s to 1940s, when he's in his prime, "Ip Man came from an affluent family and was deeply engrossed in the studies and research of martial arts. At this time, his family undergoes severe changes, losing all its wealth. He has no choice but to take part in resistance activities, stirring up the folks to rise up against invasion. How would he and his friends and families go through trials in life, all these are in the movie." 

While Ip Man (Donnie Yen) is an accomplished martial artist, he is unassuming and keeps a low-profile, and doesn't run any martial arts school nor accept students. He only stays at home, quietly sparring with his compatriots in friendly competitions, swapping pointers with each other.


I think this movie is one of the best martial arts movie ever made, and probably the best and meaningful ones among all the Chinese movies I’ve watched. It even has surpassed “Fearless” as my previous favorite martial arts hero biopic. So, there I just recommend this amazing film,"Ip Man" which chronicles the Chinese wing chun legend who was master to Bruce Lee among others.




IP Man - movie trailer

Ip Man 2

It’s something different from the other action movie that Donnie Yen plays, which usually is very fast, extreme, and powerful sometimes exaggerating movements, but in “Ip Man,” his movement are more on the ’softer’ side, small movements, multiple blows, awesome stances.

IP Man 

IP Man II

IP Man III

~~ The best martial art movie ~~

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kala jengking dari neraka .

Kala Jengking Neraka;

Dihari Kiamat akan keluar seekor binatang dr neraka jahanam yg bernama " Huraisy" berasal dr anak kala jengking. Besarnya Huraisy dr timur hingga ka barat.Panjangnya seperti jarak langit dn bumi.

Malaikat Jibril bertanya; Hai...Huraisy!! Engkau hendak ke mana dan siapa yg engkau cari????.

... Huraisy pun menjawab: " Aku mahu mencari lima orang:

1) Orang yang meninggal kan sembahyang (Solat ).

2) Orang yang tidak mahu keluarkan Zakat.

3) Orang yang derhaka kepada ibubapa nya.

4) Orang yang cakap tentang dunia didalam Masjid.

5) Orang yang suka minum Arak. 

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